The First Book of Andrew

Chapter 1

The Children of God begin to share the gospel with their brethren throughout the world by way of New Media. The righteous strive to use their bounteous good fortune to perform good on the earth. The wicked reject the good and use the New Media to fight against the children of God. There arise many contentions in the land of social media. The work of God prevails and continues to press forward as man prepares to meet his Redeemer.

1 And it came to pass that as a great multitude of people began snap-chatting and writing on people's walls, there arose many things which were great and helpful to the children of God.
2 Yea, even those children who were spread across the great waters and dispersed throughout the land in the latter days were able to partake of the great good in the world and share it with the needy, the sick and the afflicted.


3 Yea, and it came to pass that the righteous children of God were filled with the spirit and began to yearn for the salvation of their brethren, yea, even those who were spread out across the great waters and dispersed throughout the land.
4 Therefore, those who were filled with the spirit of God began to use the different means of technology that the Lord had provided for them that they may use technology for good. Therefore, all those who yearned for the salvation of their brethren began to share their testimonies, yea, even their own conversions with many people by way of social media and technology.
5 And it came to pass that many were enticed by the spirit to read and listen to the various testimonies of the righteous. And it came to pass that many were converted and became children of God because of the new social media.
6 Therefore, the church began to wax strong in many lands and in many tongues as the children of God continued to use the new media and technology to preach the gospel unto all the inhabitants of the world.
7 Nevertheless, there exists opposition in all things, as there were many who rejected the teachings and counsel of the prophets and who did not use new media for good. Yea, there were many who fell victim to the temptations and enticings of Satan.
8 Therefore, there were many who became slothful and rebellious against the teachings of the church who used the new media to entice the children of God to transgress the commandments of God. And it came to pass that many rejected the counsel of the prophets of God and led many away from the Church.
9 Nevertheless, the righteous remained faithful and continued to use the new media for good. The wicked strove mightily to fight against the righteous and try to distract them from their righteous purposes as there arose many social media contentions in the land.
10 And it came to pass that the children of God, that is, those who strove to keep the commandments of God and obey His prophets' counsel, waxed strong and became a righteous generation, highly learned and skilled in the ways of the Lord and his blessing of new media.
11 And it came to pass that many continued to accept the gospel by means of new media, so long as the children of God used the new media for good.
12 Therefore, we can see that as long as new media is good and entices and inspires man to do good, it is of God and serves to bring the inhabitants of the world closer to the Lord, their God.
13 Likewise, we see that whatever entices and inspires man to do evil is not of God and is of the devil.
14 Verily, verily I say, beware of the temptations and tricks of the devil. Do not allow him to lead you astray that you might forget that very purpose of the Lord's blessing of new media, yea, that it might lead many to the true and everlasting gospel of Jesus Christ, the son of the living God.
15 Therefore, remember that it is by the blessing of God that ye have this new media and by the providence of God that we should use it to bring about good in the world, yea, that many might return to their God in the latter days as man prepares to meet his redeemer, even the Lord Jesus Christ. Amen.